Ever wonder how people find you on the interwebs? Well, sometimes they type weird shit into a search engine and hit Go and somehow some bizarre connection is made to bring them to your teensy blip of an online home.
Thanks to my site stats, I know that a lot of folks Goo.gle glitter and/or rainbows in conjunction with a ton of other word combinations. I also get infertility (“Insurance coverage for infertility sucks”) and crafty (“cutting felt”) referrals. These I can understand.
But, for your amusement, Here are some of the more WTF search terms that actually led someone to click on this here blog:
“Naughty little constitution miscellaneuos, he he he!
Small thing sculpture cray
Glitter deviled eggs
Bitter lonely childless feminist cat ladies
Bitter feminist childless cat ladies
I shit glitter and rainbows
Hat made of fruit
Can i get mu felopian tubes unstuffed
I am on the toilet i can let him out
Glitter on by surgery
Does shit glitter work”